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First Immortal of the Sword – Chapter 59: A Drumstick Drenched in Cliche Dreck

Chapter 59: A Drumstick Drenched in Cliche Dreck

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nZhang Yuanxing and Uncle Xiong boarded their boat and left. Before long, they faded from view.

nFu Shan couldn’t help but laugh. “The son of the Zhang Family Head has sharp eyes. But it’s also laughable; he doesn’t realize that you’re like a dragon soaring through the heavens. How could you be as simple as he seems to think?”

n“People his age love recruiting talents for their own use,” said Su Yi offhandedly. “At least he’s ambitious.”

nFu Shan nodded. “Were he to ask any other talented youth in Guangling City, I’m afraid few would have refused him.”

nThe Cloudriver Prefectural Capital was the heart of the nineteen cities of the Cloudriver Prefecture. It was a far cry from places as remote as Guangling and Cloudfall City.

nThe Cloudriver Prefectural Capital was home to numerous factions big and small.?Of them, four stood above all others. These peak-level factions included the prefectural government, which served the Great Zhou Dynasty directly, as well as the prefecture’s number one cultivation faction, Blueriver Sword Manor.?The other two were large-scale family clans, the Zhang and Yuan Families.

nAll other local factions paled in comparison.

nAs the son of the Zhang Family Head, it was easy to imagine just how lofty Zhang Yuanxing’s status was.?Even Fu Shan had to treat him with respect.

nAs they conversed, they strolled toward the thirty-foot bamboo grove. 𝙚𝙙𝙤𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝒄𝙤𝙢

nThe bamboo was lush and vibrant, with a faint, spiritual mist lingering around it. There were only a dozen or so mature bamboo plants. Although there were numerous others growing nearby, they had yet to reach maturity.

nMature Bluejade Spirit Bamboo was only about as thick as an arm, and only about ten feet tall. The stalks were lustrous and translucent as jade, and they looked as if they’d been carved from precious stones.

nFu Shan carried a spade. He laughed, “If any appeal to you, just say the word.”

nSu Yi didn’t stand?on ceremony. He looked around, then?chose?one of the mature stalks.

nFu Shan immediately went up to it and used the spade to dig it up, including the roots.

nIt was, after all, a spiritual plant. Even its roots and leaves could be used to make medicine, while the stalk was a spiritual material. It was fair to say that every inch of the bamboo was precious.

n“Master Su, please take another look and see if any others appeal,” laughed Fu Shan.?He’d brought Su Yi here precisely for the purpose of sharing the benefits of winning Spiritbamboo Island. This was also a way to build a closer connection with him.

nSu Yi thought for a moment, then said, “If you’re sure, I’d take another two stalks. Any will do.”

nThe stalk he’d chosen was of particularly high quality. With a few slight modifications, he could make it into an all-natural bamboo sword sheath.

nHe could use it as a walking stick in his daily life, and draw his sword instantly in battle. It would be extremely convenient.

nFurthermore, this bamboo was a spiritual material, so it could nourish and protect Mortal Edge, too.

nHe planned to use the other two stalks of bamboo to refine a batch of talismans.

nRearing beasts and refining talismans, weapons, and pills.

nCultivators frequently engaged in all four. In the Nine Provinces of the Wilds, they’d already formed a comprehensive system of cultivation based on these skills.

nPick a handful of low-class cultivators at random, and they’d all have lots to say about any one of these four subjects.

nIn his past life, Su Yi had been honored as the “Master of Ten Thousand Daos.” He naturally wasn’t ignorant of talisman refining.

nUnfortunately, this was the Azure Continent, a spiritually-barren landscape.

nEven if all he wanted to do was refine talismans, it was hard to find suitable spiritual materials.

nThis Bluejade Spirit Bamboo qualified as a tier-two spiritual material. It was just barely enough to withstand the power of basic talismans.

nSu Yi naturally wouldn’t pass up such an opportunity.

nFu Shan went on to dig up two more stalks of mature bamboo, as well as a?shoot?hidden underground, all of which he gave to Su Yi.

n“Master Su, this Bluejade Bamboo Shoot is a rare treasure. It’s brimming with spiritual energy, and its flesh is a delicacy. Ordinarily speaking, few could bear to consume something so precious.”

n“Thank you.” Su Yi nodded his appreciation.

nFu Shan waved his thanks away. “No need for such courtesy. If not for you turning the tides at last night’s banquet, Li Jianyu would have seized control over Spiritbamboo Island.”

nBefore long, they returned to their vessel and began their return journey.?When they reached the Apricot Clinic, Su Yi stepped out of the carriage. Suddenly, he said, “City Lord Fu, I might leave Guangling City in the near future.”

nFu Shan was briefly stunned. Then, he sighed with emotion, “I’ve long since predicted that with your abilities, you couldn’t possibly linger in a tiny place like Guangling City for long. I just didn’t think this day would come so quickly.”

nHe paused, then asked hesitantly, “Might I ask your destination?”

n“The Cloudriver Prefectural Capital,” said Su Yi casually.

nHe’d cultivated in Blueriver Sword Manor for three years, so the prefectural capital was relatively familiar.

nToday, he’d begun “Refining Bone.” The next step was entering the Qi Accumulation Realm. It was only in a prosperous area like the prefectural capital that he could find resources sufficient to meet a Qi Accumulation Realm cultivator’s needs.

nFu Shan nodded. “When do you plan to set off?”

nSu Yi thought for a moment, then said, “A month from now at the latest.”

nHe wanted to wait for his little sister-in-law to get back first, and he still had to visit Mother Ghost Ridge.

nBefore he left, Fu Shan suddenly recalled something. “Right, Master Su, how should I respond to Zhang Yuanxing?”

n“What do you think?” Su Yi asked right back.

n“I understand.” After a brief pause, Fu Shan smiled. “When you leave, I’ll be sure to see you off personally.”

nFu Shan and his group quickly left, while Su Yi entered the Apricot Clinic.

n“Sir.” Hu Quan, Wu Guangbin, and the rest of the clinic’s staff set aside the task at hand. All of them, even the servants, turned to look at Su Yi.

nTheir gazes were awed.

nWord of last night’s Dragon’s Gate Competition had shaken both sides of the Great Azure, stirring up no shortage of waves within Guangling City.?Who could possibly remain ignorant of the fact that last night’s champion was none other than Su Yi?

nAs such, by the time the staff saw Su Yi enter the clinic, the way they saw him had undergone a cosmic shift.

n“Everyone, you can return to your tasks,” said Su Yi. After this simple order, he approached Hu Quan. “Steward Hu, do you perhaps know which of our medicine pickers is most familiar with Mother Ghost Ridge?”

nHu Quan’s expression shifted. “Sir, that eerie place is dangerous! Under normal circumstances, it’s very rare for anyone to visit. What do you want to do there?”

n“Don’t worry,” said Su Yi. “I just want to ask a few questions.”

nHu Quan mulled it over, then said, “That’s easily done. The Wen Family has over a thousand medicine pickers on payroll, and there’s sure to be someone with the information you need. I’ll ask around for you.”

n“Alright, I’ll leave it up to you.”

n“Rest at ease, sir. I guarantee I’ll have this done within the day!” Hu Quan pounded his chest and smiled.

nLast night, he was fortunate enough to accompany Su Yi to the banquet. Everything he’d seen and heard had practically opened the door to a brand new world, and he’d spent the whole night awash in excitement.

nHe could brag about this experience for the rest of his life.

nSu Yi didn’t linger. He left through the back door, but surprisingly, when he returned to the Apricot Cottage, there was a beautiful woman waiting for him in the courtyard. It seemed she’d been waiting for quite some time, too.

nShe wore a snowy white dress, and her hair was tied up in a bun. Her eyes were bright, her lips rosy. She was a dainty beauty, but her expression was pitiable, which gave her a certain moving charm.

nHis unexpected guest was none other than Nan Ying.

nWhen she saw Su Yi push open the gates, she whirled around to face him, her jade-like features filling with delight.

nBut then, her delight faded. She bit her lip, and her beautiful eyes misted over. “Senior Apprentice Brother Su, I’m leaving Guangling City with Master Uncle Zhou today, but I couldn’t help myself; I had to come and see you one last time first.” Her soft voice carried a thread of grief.

nWere Su Yi any other man, the sight of a weeping beautiful might very well have softened his heart.

nAnother man might assume that she’d been unable to resist coming to see him. Perhaps her feelings for him were too much for her to ignore?

nBut it was as if Su Yi didn’t even notice her. When he did respond, his response was completely off script. He just asked directly, “Did you climb over the wall?”

nClimb….

nDid I climb the wall…?

nNan Ying’s delicate, grief-stricken face went slightly rigid. The atmosphere was suddenly uncomfortably silent.

nBut before long, Nan Ying stabilized her heart and sighed. “Senior Apprentice Brother Su, I know what I said that day sounded heartless and mean, but if I didn’t care about you, why would I have come looking for you that day?

n“True heartlessness would mean treating you like a stranger. If I didn’t care, I would have just drawn an irrevocable boundary between us. Why would I have visited you again just a year later? Why would I have come at you with such angry nonsense? It was because I lost my rationality and vented a year’s worth of accumulated sadness….

n“That… That was because I still cared about you!” As she said this, Nan Ying’s voice was choked with sobs, and tears dripped from her beautiful eyes. She looked utterly forlorn.

n“I’ll admit that what I said back then was hurtful, and I won’t demand you forgive me now, but… Can you give me a chance to assuage my conscience? I don’t want to leave Guangling City still carrying this guilt.”

nSu Yi said nothing in response.

nNan Ying dashed up to him, frantic, her gaze pleading. “Senior Apprentice Brother Su, back at Blueriver Sword Manor, didn’t you say that no matter how many mistakes I made, so long as I changed my ways, you’d forgive me? You…. Surely you’ll forgive me, right?”

nAs she spoke, she reached for Su Yi’s sleeves.

nSu Yi stepped back, and her hands grabbed nothing but air.

nNan Ying’s gaze was suddenly plaintive. She took a deep breath, then removed an exquisitely carved jade box from her sleeves and gently opened it.

nInside was a chicken leg, except it had long since shriveled and rotted. It had a sickly, black sheen, and it looked downright vile.

n“Senior Apprentice Brother Su, do you remember? When you became the outer sect’s Sword Chief, the sect arranged a celebratory banquet. After the banquet ended, you came hurrying to find me with a chicken leg you’d carefully wrapped in a lotus leaf, all because you heard me say I’d yet to eat anything that?day….”

nNan Ying’s gaze was suddenly nostalgic, a mixture of honeyed sweetness and grief. “That night, I was so happy, I couldn’t even sleep. How could I bear to just eat the gift you gave me? I saved it, because although drumsticks are a common sight, the one you gave me has an irreplaceable position in my heart.”

nDespite having the temperament of one who’d lived two lifetimes, Su Yi couldn’t help but suck in a breath of cold air. He pointed at the drumstick. “You… Have you been carrying that thing with you all this time?”

nNan Ying whispered, “Senior Apprentice Brother Su, I’d rather die than lie about something like that…”

nSu Yi turned and walked out of the courtyard.

nThis reaction was entirely unexpected.?Isn’t he supposed to pull me close and wipe away my tears?

nCaught off guard, she instinctively called out, “Senior Apprentice Brother Su, where are you going?”

nSu Yi stood in the gateway, then turned and laughed. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to find Ni Hao and repeat everything you just told me, word for word. Right, I’ll tell him that ‘dog blood’, cliche-ridden dreck about the drumstick too. I’m sure that once he hears it, he’ll see you in an entirely new light.”

nNan Ying reacted as if she’d been struck by lightning, stunned senseless.

nWas my performance just now over the top?

nIf not, given my understanding of Senior Apprentice Brother Su’s personality, my story ought to have moved him!

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Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: The Hall of Mourning
Chapter 2: Live-in Son-in-Law, Su Yi
Chapter 3: My Wife, Wen Lingzhao
Chapter 4: One Hand to Overturn Wind and Rain
Chapter 5: The Pine and Crane Body Refining Technique
Chapter 6: A Chance Encounter on the Riverbank
Chapter 7: A Mystical Immortal Air
Chapter 8: A Young Woman’s Birthday
Chapter 9: Nie Teng
Chapter 10: Worthy of Your Youth
Chapter 11: Wetting Himself in Terror
Chapter 12: Blocking the Road Ahead
Chapter 13: Apologies
Chapter 14: A Bloodied Forehead
Chapter 15: I Dislike Abusing My Position
Chapter 16: Just Don’t Do it Again
Chapter 17: A Tree Destined to Reach the Clouds
Chapter 18: The Birthday Banquet
Chapter 19: When Heaven and Earth Are on Your Side
Chapter 20: An Ill-Intentioned Guest
Chapter 21: A Cold Glance, Disappearing Like a Puff of Smoke
Chapter 22: The Matriarch Extends an Invitation
Chapter 23: Past Enmities, a Heart’s Obsession
Chapter 24: Youthful Ignorance and Conceit
Chapter 25: Abstruse Spiritual Essence Pearl Incantation
Chapter 26: An Unexpected Harvest
Chapter 27: A Grandmaster’s Disciple
Chapter 28: The Apricot Clinic
Chapter 29: The New Manager is Here
Chapter 30: I Can Treat Patients Too
Chapter 31: The Ghost in the Courtyard
Chapter 32: A Ghost Among Trees
Chapter 33: Qing Wan
Chapter 34: A Nearby Enemy is a Greater Threat than a Hostil
Chapter 35: Birds of a Feather
Chapter 36: Ol’ Wang Blows His Top
Chapter 37: Want to Learn? I’ll Teach You
Chapter 38: Unwelcome Visitors
Chapter 39: I Enter the Mortal World and Sharpen My Heart Li
Chapter 40: Black-Hearted Nie Beihu
Chapter 41: If Everyone Consents, Why Shouldn’t I?
Chapter 42: The Deathbringer’s Tribulation, the Rejoicing Sw
Chapter 43: Sharing Sutras and Transmitting the Dao, the Sec
Chapter 44: The Form-Intention Six Harmonies Fist, Lingering
Chapter 45: A Viper’s Fangs, a Wasp’s Sting
Chapter 46: Both the Hero and the Beauty are Still Young
Chapter 47: The Huang Family’s Offering, the Four Realms of
Chapter 48: Fu Shan’s Request
Chapter 49: The Night of the Banquet, Lanterns Like a Painti
Chapter 50: I’ve Reserved this Seat for a Distinguished Gues
Chapter 51: As the Crowd Watches the Combat, I Alone Admire
Chapter 52: Riding the Waves, a Single Punch to Shock Them A
Chapter 53: Who is Master Su?
Chapter 54: Su Yi Teaches Martial Arts, the Sparrow-Catching
Chapter 55: Widespread Shock, Solitary Melancholy
Chapter 56: The Second Day of the Second Lunar Month, the Dr
Chapter 57: My Fate
Chapter 58: Winds to Carry You, Lifting You Into the Clouds
Chapter 59: A Drumstick Drenched in Cliche Dreck
Chapter 60: Picking Medicine in Mother Ghost Ridge
Chapter 61: The Girl in Military Uniform
Chapter 62: The Divine Statue Faces Away, Sighing Over the M
Chapter 63: Malevolent Spirits Run Rampant, Without the Ligh
Chapter 64: A Rainy Night, Murder Comes with the Wind
Chapter 65: Exorcising Mountain Ghosts with a Folding Fan, t
Chapter 66: A Deity Holding the Sun Aloft, Illuminating the
Chapter 67: A Sword to Cut Mountains and Seas, Trouble Passe
Chapter 68: A Three-Inch Jade, A Three-Foot World
Chapter 69: Trading Medicine for Medicine, the Five Stages o
Chapter 70: Ge Changling Left a Stele, Su Xuanjun Left His N
Chapter 71: Enlightening Tao Qingshan, the Secrets of the So
Chapter 72: A Familiar Face Outside the City Gates
Chapter 73: Storekeeper Yue, a Life Lived in Vain
Chapter 74: Guests Arrive One After Another, Each With a Loa
Chapter 75: A Brief Absence, a Whole-New Person
Chapter 76: As a Live-in Son-in-Law, Your Life and Death are
Chapter 77: Kneel, or Die
Chapter 78: Just This Once, This Ends Here
Chapter 79: Roast Chicken and Pear Blossom Brew
Chapter 80: Universal Self-Embodiment Sutra
Chapter 81: Ten Streams of Qi from the Sword of the Nine Hel
Chapter 82: His Highness, His Martial Aunt, and a Young Daoi
Chapter 83: Carrying an Old Man Everywhere You Go
Chapter 84: The Targeted Young Noble
Chapter 85: Fortune and Disaster Are Things We Bring Upon Ou
Chapter 86: A Body Like Water and Clouds, the Charm of the M
Chapter 87: Twin Scarlet Moonblades
Chapter 88: You’ll Do Anything?
Chapter 89: Heart Surging Like the Tides, a Beautiful Brow F
Chapter 90: I’ll Repay You with the Position of Imperial Pre
Chapter 91: The True Interpretation of Spiritmist, the Cloud
Chapter 92: The Redscale Valiant, Talent on Par With Kings
Chapter 93: Men Have Tears
Chapter 94: Moved to Kill
Chapter 95: When You Grow Up
Chapter 96: The Purple Jade Token, Madam Cuiyun
Chapter 97: Arrogant Nonsense, Each Guest With Their Own Tho
Chapter 98: Those Mentally Unbalanced Sectmates
Chapter 99: Standing With a Sword, Indifferent as a God
Chapter 100: Solitary Drinking, Facing Enmity With Tranquili
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